A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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