What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

hashtags suck balls

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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