- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't he finish his

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

The GOV and the WHO?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Kevin and Ramin

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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