- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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