- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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