- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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