Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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