What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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