- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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