- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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