Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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