- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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