what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A miserable man committed suicide.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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