- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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