- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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