How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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404 Error: Joke not found

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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