- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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