whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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