dat shoe shine tho

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

FUCK YOU

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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