A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

dallen loves penis

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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