roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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no rasist joks

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What does? 42

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Anti Joke

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