- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Worms don't like apples.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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