Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

The diamond one below is hilarious.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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