- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

I like that, but why am I happy?

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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