- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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