Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Albert <3 Hunter

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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