- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Knock knock knock OCD

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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