- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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