- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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