What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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time to spruce up!

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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a man checks his mypsace

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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