A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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