- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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