- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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