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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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