- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

kennah campion when she talks

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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