- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

H o m o comes out as homo

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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