- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

knock knock? come in

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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