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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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