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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A hill billy went fishing

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Whats worse than suicide? death

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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