- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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