- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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