- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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