- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Knock Knock.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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