- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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