In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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