- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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