- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A Chinese man fails a math test

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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