- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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