Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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