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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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