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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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