- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do I hate? people

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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