- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

My spelling is horrible

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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