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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

your mom.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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