Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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