A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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