What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Bitch

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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