What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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