Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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