Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

A penis walks into a bar..

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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