roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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