- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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