- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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