whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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