Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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