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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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