Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Jimmy Saville

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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