Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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