- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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