- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

salad days!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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