- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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