- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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