How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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