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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Obama = ebola

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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