What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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