What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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