Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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