Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

civil rights

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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