- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

hola said the chinese man

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

how do you call someone? use a phone

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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