- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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