- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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