- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

FOX News: Fair and balanced

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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