- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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