There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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