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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

batman farted so hes retarded

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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