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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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