Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Women's rights

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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