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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

binladin walks into the american seals

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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