Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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