- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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