Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A man goes to the potty.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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