A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Tilt your screen back .

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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