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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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