What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Yo Mama just died.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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