- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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