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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Heskey time.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Jersey Shore.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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