- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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