- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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