- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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