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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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