- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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