What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Anti Joke

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