- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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i dont fisish anythi

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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