- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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