A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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David Cameron

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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