Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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