- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's 9+10? 19

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Jordan is pregant

Golf.

So these two girls have a cup .

read me write me

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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