Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

I asked her where you were.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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