A penis walks into a bar..

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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