- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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