What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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A house comes around the corner.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Anti Joke

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