- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A man goes to the potty.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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