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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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