- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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