- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Get on the boat.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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