- Anti Joke

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.