- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

WNBA

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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