What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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