Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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pudding

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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