23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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And you honored it I see :P

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Matthew Wyckoff

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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