- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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