A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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