- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

roses are red poo is poo

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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