If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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