- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Go away still nothing to see

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

hi penis ham telephone

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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