Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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You are joking right?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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