Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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