- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A pope meets another one

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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