Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A man did not like this site

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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