Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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