knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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