Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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