- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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