- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Women's Rights

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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