- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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