- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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