One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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My jeans

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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