- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

I have a horse.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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