How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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