- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs? 1

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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