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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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