What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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what is 3+3= 8

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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