Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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