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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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