- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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