- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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