How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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