Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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