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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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