- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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