- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

the economy.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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