- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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