Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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