Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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