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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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