- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Dumb

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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