Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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