- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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