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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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