- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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