- Anti Joke

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.