a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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