Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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