- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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