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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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