Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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