A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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