what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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