- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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