- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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