Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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