- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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