- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

bite me

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Yes

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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