Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Get on the boat.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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