- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Knock, Knock Come in

What long black and tasty? Licorice

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