Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A women left the kitchen.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Who is big and stupid My brother

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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